Gifts for the teacher..haha funny joke...check it out please?

On a special teacher%26#039;s day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist%26#039;s son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, %26quot;I bet I know what it is - flowers!%26quot;


%26quot;That%26#039;s right!%26quot; said the boy, %26quot;but how did you know?%26quot;


%26quot;Just a wild guess,%26quot; she said.





The next pupil was the candy store owner%26#039;s daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, %26quot;I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!%26quot;


That%26#039;s right! But how did you know?%26quot; asked the girl.


%26quot;Just a lucky guess,%26quot; said the teacher





The next gift was from the liquor store owner%26#039;s son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. %26quot;Is it wine?%26quot; she asked.


%26quot;No,%26quot; the boy replied.


The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. %26quot;Is it champagne?%26quot; she asked.





%26quot;No,%26quot; the boy replied.


The teacher then said, %26quot;I give up, what is it?%26quot;


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Gifts for the teacher..haha funny joke...check it out please?
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Reply:heard this joke many times. but ill give u thumbs up
Reply:That is just not right!
Reply:its a very nice joke....
Reply:thumbs up way to go because you rocks lol cheers 10/10 and thanks for the laugh.
Reply:Thats funny! My mom is a teacher and I wish she would drink puppy pee!
Reply:lol, brilliant, 10/10, star.
Reply:haha that%26#039;s cute
Reply:nice one .=D
Reply:Rofl!
Reply:heeeeeee....funny joke
Reply:Yah sure...hahaha a witty one indeed.....poor teacher..she was the pawn of gifts that day.why not share more jokes about school.they can be good warm-ups before a teacher starts discussing her lessons..hahahahah.............thnx you made my day!!!
Reply:I%26#039;ve heard this one before and still, I%26#039;ll give you a star for this one. It%26#039;s funny. Hahaha!
Reply:Already heard of it...
Reply:man, tt must have been some pee! :]





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