On a special Teacher%26#039;s Day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist%26#039;s son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it over her head, and said, %26quot;I bet I know what it is....some flowers.%26quot;
%26quot;That%26#039;s right!%26quot; said the boy. %26quot;But how did you know?%26quot;
%26quot;Just a wild guess,%26quot; she said.
The next pupil was the candy store owner%26#039;s daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, %26quot;I bet I can guess what it is...a box of candy.%26quot;
%26quot;That%26#039;s right! But how did you know?%26quot; asked the girl.
%26quot;Just a lucky guess,%26quot; said the teacher.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner%26#039;s son. The teacher held it over her head but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it.
%26quot;Is it wine?%26quot; she asked.
%26quot;No,%26quot; the boy replied. The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue.
%26quot;Is it champagne?%26quot; she asked.
%26quot;No,%26quot; the boy replied.
The teacher then said, %26quot;I give up, what is it?%26quot;
The boy replied, %26quot;A puppy!%26quot;
Dont ever taste ur gifts!!! a joke plzzz..star if u like!!?
hehee... Took me a second to figure it out %26#039;cuz I drink red wine... ewww.. did she shake the box too hard..???!?
....ohh. It peed!
Reply:THATS GROSS!
but funny!
Reply:hahahaha.....i%26#039;ll try not to...hahahaha
Reply:Hahahah *slurp*
Reply:Eww Puppy Dribble!
Reply:hahahahaha
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